Getting photographed is possibly the MOST awkward thing in the world to me. Heard today while getting photographed for my company’s website:

“Thats a pretty Leigh”

“what beautiful teeth, you must do a great job flossing”

“very cute leigh, you are a very cute girl”

“head to the right, left, up, down, look this way now the other way”

i mean really?! how are any of those phrases supposed to make me feel relaxed. i’m not a dog, so please don’t praise me like one.